"Don’t just let go of the human spies in vain? It must be trying to lurk among us and subvert our future big octopus empire, "he complained with a group of octopus."
Chief Hercules proudly said, "We want to be clean and hygienic without bloody waterboarding! ! To prove that from our big octopus family, we can far surpass humans! "
"Chief English! ！” He octopus immediately understood the leader’s meaning
"You still have to steal a boat first. Generally, the tank is too small to hold much fresh water." There are a group of octopus who still cling to the building.
Twelve claws turned blue when they heard the original taupe head.
An octopus that lives in the ocean can endure for a long time if it is soaked in fresh water, but it will eventually die.
This feeling of dying slowly is not much better than being killed by the sun, but it looks really bloodless and clean and hygienic …
It can’t help running away at once. No matter how stupid it is, it knows that it will really die if it doesn’t run away.
So an octopus was killed …
It has twelve claws and is bigger and stronger than the leader of Harris. If it doesn’t have four legs, it should be the leader to decide the fate of other octopus …
There was a struggle, and a large group of octopus jumped in turn to block its escape path.
The twelve claws are rushing about, but they are almost exhausted.
At this time, it suddenly found itself firmly grasping the dark black bag with one wrist, and a golden thing flew out, which severely whipped an octopus and knocked it unconscious.
It turns out that it can’t be cruel, but it can’t be rushed out by those octopus who block the road because no octopus is afraid of it.
It wasn’t until this glittering thing knocked out those octopus opponents one by one, and became less and less afraid, and they all shrank back and paddled, so it had a chance to rush a road and finally fled in confusion.
Of course, it doesn’t know that the game baby doesn’t let others worship and recite spells when grabbing the last shot …
This is not the master’s command that it has long been taught by his father, and it is already deep into the bone marrow.
As a result, the charges of "human spies" with the Twelve Claws have been thoroughly settled.
"Damn it, the human magic weapon came to hit our octopus. It really was a spy." Chief Harris lost his prestige and became angry from embarrassment. He immediately sent a mass report to the big octopus all over the ocean to inform the news.
Because the "Twelve Paws" of the code newspaper office also received this newspaper, I know that I can go everywhere completely and I can honestly wander as a wandering octopus ocean for a lifetime.
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At this time, it is haunted by the idea of injustice …
"What octopus can’t believe more?"
"What you want to mutual suspicion? Should I be rejected by its octopus because I was born with four more legs? "
"If I didn’t steal a can and get beaten, I wouldn’t be an octopus?"
"I stole the can and got beaten and called me a bitter plan?"
"How is this dark an octopus world?"
It consciously "clicks" these ideas into Morse code and sends them around …
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The Twelve Claws didn’t know that it had beaten it before, and the knight-errant stared at it with a positive expression.
Fang Ning Orthodox listened to Anderson’s real-time translation and praised him. "I didn’t expect an octopus to think about such profound philosophical problems. It’s really commendable …"
Tong "It’s a real chat … why not catch two fish to mend his body when he has this paranoid kung fu? He can also steal more experience."
Fang Ning said, "If you really don’t understand the overall situation, you will stare at what is in front of you. If it can take a new path through this problem, the game baby will never worry again."
"I don’t understand the millionaire. You must understand it. Why don’t you guide it?"
Fang Ning satisfiedly smiled "Not yet".
Tong "Can you speak more clearly if you don’t understand?"
Fang Ning "ha ha" a smile "you don’t have to understand what I say, you just do it".
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The octopus’s twelve claws are thinking about profound philosophical problems and drifting around with the tide.
It wasn’t long before he saw two giant dolphins fighting far away.
One of them is meters long and dark, and the other is nine meters long and bright and white.
No body is worse than twelve claws, but it is much better with developed muscle strength.
The black and white dolphins are bumping their heads against each other, and their brains are about to come out.
After all, it is a mollusk, and the other is a vertebrate with bones, and its strength is at an innate disadvantage.
"I found this stupid octopus first. I have to eat it first."
"I found out first. I ate first."
The octopus’s twelve claws were changed to see how far its natural enemies must be hiding, but now it is depressed, lonely and uncomfortable.
It’s rare to meet talking sea creatures now, so I swam to talk.
It chanted, "What are you arguing about, Mr. Two Dolphins?"
The nine-meter-long white dolphin looked back at it and said, "Oh, we are arguing about who should eat you first … According to our tribal rules, whoever finds the prey first is entitled to eat first. We all say that we found you first and then saw you without admitting it."
"Oh, that’s right. Then why don’t you tell the truth? Why lie because of a prey? There must be a Mr. Dolphin who found me first, "the twelve claws shook their heads and persuaded him, and then he looked puzzled." Wait, you want to eat that octopus. Is it me? "
"Yeah, why are you so surprised? Isn’t it natural for dolphins to eat octopus? Besides, you’re really an idiot. You didn’t run far away and sent the door on your own initiative. I’ve never seen such prey. If only he did the same, "said the meter-long black dolphin with joy."
"Twelve Claws" wanted to cry. It carefully said, "But I heard that humans can talk and animals can’t eat."
White dolphins smell speech confused way "is it? You didn’t make it up to lie to us, did you? "
"I never tell a lie. I swear to God," Twelve Claws swore, lifting their wrists to the sky.
"Gee, it actually has twelve brachiopods. It doesn’t look like an ordinary octopus." The black dolphin keenly discovered this fact.
"Oh, now that I remember, I saved a sailor. He told me that it seems that there is a rule that humans are not allowed to eat talking animals. It should be true, so let it go …" The white dolphin finally said to the black dolphin.
The black dolphin nodded and said, "I think it is so stupid that it should not have learned to lie."
Their words made the twelve claws glad.
It’s exhausted at this time, but these two natural enemies are at most mutually assured destruction.
"Thank you. I didn’t expect my people to believe me, but you would believe me."
The white dolphin proudly said, "That’s because we are dolphins symbolizing love and peace …"
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